Monday, May 23, 2011
for all of you people out there that want to become a witch, or a wizard. here are 5 things you must know.
1 - you must have a you own spell book.............. your spell book is for many different things, like notes, spells, what works, and what doesn't work.
2 - understand your spells........ you must always understand your spells before using them. if you do not know what the spell it is or does, it may harm you, or someone you love.
3 - never doubt yourself........ if you start doubting yourself, or thinking the spell will not work. then your are right, the spell will not work, you need to belive in yourself for any spell.
4 - research........ lets say you have a love spell, and it's not a very powerful one. what you do is find out what other people are doing, then you take that info and change your spell a little bit, by adding something, or saying something a little different, (this is what your spell book is for). this way you can change a very weak spell, into a powerful one.
5 - being patient........ you always have to be patient when your doing a new spell. new spells may not work the first time you use them, you have to keep on trying over, and over, until you get the spell to work right.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
in the last blog i did, i told you how to become a vampire. now i'm going to tell you what it like to be a vampire, well it's gets pretty lonely.
all of your family, and friends will get old and die on you. loving humans is like loving dog, or a cat. sure, they make a get pet, but they always grow old and die on you. and also you can't turn your friends, and loved ones into vampires, because the older the vampire is the more territorial the vampire is. it will not matter if they are your best friend, brother, sister, mom, dad, sooner or later they'll step into your territory, and you'll get pissed off at them so much you'll fight to the death. (70% of vampire fights are to the death.) i know this from experience
it is hard being a vampire now a days. you just can't go to someone, bite that person in the neck, drain there blood, and leave there body on side of the road. now we have to be smart about things, with all of the finger prints, and D.N.A. stuff out there.
the good things about being a vampire are........ well...... you get to stay up all night........ the sight of blood will not bother you...... alot of people think vampires are cool........ you can run really fast....... because of our healing abilities, we get no pimples, have very clean teeth, and nice smelling breath.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
please do not ask me to turn you. i will not turn or kill anyone who asks me to. this is for all of the humans that want to be a vampire. it's not easy turning into one, also it is not easy being one.
lets talk about becoming a vampire.
the number one rule is, never have a human with you when you do this. NO HUMAN must know what your doing.
for this you'll need 6 items.....
1 - 2 cups / bowls
2 - vampire blood (about 1/4 cup) (make sure it is no more than 12 hours old)
3 - your blood (about 1/4 cup) (make sure it is no more than 12 hours old)
4 - human blood (about 1 cup) (CAN NOT be your own blood or a family members) (make sure it is no more than 12 hours old)
5 - a full moon (has to be on a clear night)
6 - safe house (a room / house / cabin somewhere you can stay for 3-5 days, also somewhere were no one can hear you scream)
so you have everything to become a vampire
here are the steps (if you do not do any of these steps or mess it up in anyway, it will not work)
1 -you have to do all of this under the full moon (has to be on a clear night). DO NOT start anything until the "witching hour" (midnight - 3pm) or the "devil's hour" (3pm) these two times is when the full moon is at its strongest.
2 - now take one of your cups / bowls, and poor in your blood (about 1/4 cup), next poor in the vampire blood (about 1/4 cup) (MAKE SURE THE HUMAN BLOOD DOES NOT MIX WITH YOUR, OR THE VAMPIRE BLOOD AT ANYTIME)
3 - now hold the mix blood up to the moon for 10 seconds, then drink it all (you must drink it all or it will be all for nothing, and you'll have to wait until the next full moon)( you may also feel sick, do not worry that is normal, just try and not throw up the mix blood or you'll have to wait until the next full moon)
4 - now you have to wait 10 - 15 mins. while your waiting, take the human blood and move it 20 - 30 feet away from you. then move back to the same spot you were just in. ( if your doing this with a vampire, the vampire will do this for you.)
5 - wait under the full moon until you smell blood. when you smell the human blood, go to it and drink it.
6 - now if you have do all of this right, nothing can stop you for becoming a vampire.
7 - this step 8 is the hardest step of all, you must get to your safe house as fast as you can (you have to get to your safe house less than 30 mins)
8 - when you get to your safe house sit in the middle of the floor, and wait for the transformation to happen. this will take about 3 - 5 days, during this time your skin will burn ( take a lighter and burn your hand, that's what it fells like for 3 - 5 days) also your teeth, skull and ribcage with break apart and rearrange themselves ( get a hammer and hit yourself in the ribcage as hard as you can, that is what it fells like for 3 - 5 days ) also your insides move around alot but don't worry that does not hurt that much. and the last thing will happen to you is, your screaming. you'll scream so loud, and so long you'll screw up you vocal cords,( here is a tip for you, when your vocal cords start to bleed, try really hard to chock on you own blood until you kill yourself, that should safe you a few hours of pain. then you'll only have 2-4 days left.)
it has been 3-5 days later, and now your a vampire.
i was going to say what it's like being a vampire, but this is getting pretty long so i think i'll wait until next time.
do vampires turn into bats?
well, it would be cool if i could turn into something, like a bat, wolf, tiger, or even a house cat. to answer the question, "do vampires turn into bats?"........ sorry but no.
i know you think i'm a human, just making things up about vampires. that's ok, i'm a vampire trying to tell the truth, things you do not know about us. and one of the things is that we do not turn into bats, this hole bat thing came from the book "Dracula". humans only started thinking we turn into bats because of that book.
i went to a graveyard to feed, because it was friday, and teens always like to party there.
when i got there the party had already began. so i went around to the other side and hoped the fence, and hided in the shadows were they could not see me. i sat and waited for a long time, waiting for the perfect moment. 2 hours had gone by, and finally a young girl, maybe 14/15, stepped away from the party to go pee behind some bushes. that was my moment, i was fast, i had to be, i had little time to get there. she did not see, or hear me come for her. i stopped about 20 feet away form her, and hided in the shadows. i could see her, but she could not see me. she could feel my eyes watching her. she finish and stands up, looking around trying to find out who is looking at her. "who's there?......... is anyone there?" she said that a few times befor she turn away from me. it was so perfect, i ran to her and hit her on the the back of her head knocking her out. i then dragged her into the shadows, and then i cut open her left leg with my claw. the sight and smell of her blood over whelmed me. i could not see, hear, or do anything, but drink the blood flowing from her leg. it made me feel stronger, faster, more alive. her young blood going throw my body, was the best feeling in my life.
after i was done with her, i went home, and left the girl there. don't worry she is fine, she'll wake up later that night, or in the morning, and just think she got drunk, fell, hurt her head and leg. she'll never know what really happen to her that night, never know of the vampire that fed off of her.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
vampires are very deadly to humans, but there some things to keep us away, and ways to protect you from us.
1 - strong perfume, or cologne...... vampires have a very strong sense of smell, about ten times stronger than a humans. if we went up to a human that had lots of perfume, or cologne on, the smell would make us feel light headed, dizzy, and sometimes sick........ this is were the garlic myth came from. people a long time ago did not have perfume, or could not afford it. so what they did was they went to there garden and picked something that had a strong smell, like garlic, or onions...... there is one more thing you should about this. a vampire that has not fed in a long time will not care how strong your perfume or cologne is, the only thing a vampire will care about is feeding.
2 - crosses and holy water........ i hate to tell you this, but in the last 250 years i have not been hurt by a cross, or holy water.......... i'm not to sure were this myth came from, i think it came from when people saw us as demons, and they thought god would protect them by using a cross, or holy water. man were they ever wrong.
3 - drive a stake into a vampire's heart.......... here is the thing, a stake to the heart will kill a vampire, but so with a bullet to the head. you can drown us, hang us, set us on fire, all of that will kill a vampire. vampires can be killed just like any human, but we are a lot stronger, faster, and have been hunting and killing all our lives. the last person i hunted, he didn't even know what i was, until it was to late.......... drive a stake into a vampire's heart myth, along time ago vampire hunters / slayers were villagers. when they found a vampire (or thought someone was a vampire) they would get all the men in the village together, and make as many weapons as fast they could, before going after the vampire. they did not have many weapons back them, and the easiest and fastest weapon to make was a wooden stake. "we will hunt this demon down, and drive this stake throw it's black heart."
4 - love........ believe it or not, but vampires can love, and if they fall in love with you, they will not kill you, and not let any harm come to you. but this is not twilight, or the vampire diaries. it would be like a wolf falling in love with a sheep, not going to happen.
5 - be in a crowd....... being in a crowd is the best protection for you. all vampires are smart hunters, they will only go after people when there by themselves. the best thing a vampire has right now is that, people don't believe in us anymore. if we started attacking people in crowds, people would be like "holy shit, there really are vampires," and then all the governments all over the world would get together and hunt us down. we were not worry about this years ago, when humans only had swords. 10 - 20 men with swords, no problem, 10 - 20 men with today's weapons, now that is a problem. that is why now a days we stay hidden, and only attack humans when there by themselves....... have you ever seen on the news, a missing person report. they were walking to the store, or a friends house, and then all of a sudden there gone, and there never found again. 75% of the time vampires had sometime to do with it.
i know what your thinking, "vampires.......... there is no such thing as a vampire." well, i hate to tell you non believers out there, but they are real. and i am taking about the REAL ones. not the humans that drink a shot of blood, and say "i'm a vampire i love the tastes of blood." no i'm talking about the real ones, the ones that only come out at night, that hide in the shadows, that will suck the blood out of your veins until there is no more, killing you.
in a my posts, i will tell you how life is as a vampire, what is it like to feed for the first time, the vampire myths, and how to be come one.