Sunday, May 22, 2011
vampires are lonely creatures
in the last blog i did, i told you how to become a vampire. now i'm going to tell you what it like to be a vampire, well it's gets pretty lonely.
all of your family, and friends will get old and die on you. loving humans is like loving dog, or a cat. sure, they make a get pet, but they always grow old and die on you. and also you can't turn your friends, and loved ones into vampires, because the older the vampire is the more territorial the vampire is. it will not matter if they are your best friend, brother, sister, mom, dad, sooner or later they'll step into your territory, and you'll get pissed off at them so much you'll fight to the death. (70% of vampire fights are to the death.) i know this from experience
it is hard being a vampire now a days. you just can't go to someone, bite that person in the neck, drain there blood, and leave there body on side of the road. now we have to be smart about things, with all of the finger prints, and D.N.A. stuff out there.
the good things about being a vampire are........ well...... you get to stay up all night........ the sight of blood will not bother you...... alot of people think vampires are cool........ you can run really fast....... because of our healing abilities, we get no pimples, have very clean teeth, and nice smelling breath.